Dec 7, 2011

Missed One Nibble, Froze Two Kibble

"Are you fishing today?" asked the birthday girl.
I knew the correct answer was, "No."
"Why not?"
"Everywhere is closed because of hunting."
"What about Charter Oak?"
Was this a trap?

I missed one nibble, froze two kibble

and swore it all off for the year.


  1. HA! The title says it all. Thanks for the morning chuckle.

  2. 'Tis the season to be cold! Any fish landed is a special prize. Chunks of Ice in my river today!

  3. "...froze two kibble." That is too funny. Great stuff, Clif.

  4. "froze two kibble" Classic. Very funny.

  5. I will be posting up soon on the secrets of staying warm on the water. This was pretty funny though.

  6. Hibernation is calling my friend...lets eat, drink, and take extended naps. The great kibble thaw of Spring will be here soon enough.

  7. @Mike: My pleasure

    @Mel: I can catch fish on the Nintendo...does that count for prizes?

    @Cocast and G-Milk: This was the G rated version of what I almost wrote

    @RD: Don't bother, I already know how to "make heat" if you know what I mean

    @T-Rage: I'm feeling sleepy now as a matter of fact.

  8. Are you happy now? You just made beer fly out of my nose. Thanks!

  9. That song needs a melody. Keep written' I put some chords to it, and before we know it we'll have an Anthem.


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